JOKES!!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus??
He stole the show.
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Whar do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger.
What do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you had better listen!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
Lambo.
What do cats put in soft drinks?
Mice cubes.
What's 150 feet long and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula.
What did mr and mrs chicken call thier baby?
Egg.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a steer?
A cock and bull story.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call an elephant in a telephone box?
Stuck.