Joke!! (2)

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because they cant't fit inside houses.
What do you call a cow riding a skateboard?
A cow-tastrophe about to happen.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
Why did the elephant paint the bottom of his feet yellow?
So he could hide upside down in custard.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.