Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because they cant't fit inside houses.
What do you call a cow riding a skateboard?
A cow-tastrophe about to happen.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
Why did the elephant paint the bottom of his feet yellow?
So he could hide upside down in custard.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
Thursday 17 February 2011
JOKES!!
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus??
He stole the show.
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Whar do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger.
What do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you had better listen!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
Lambo.
What do cats put in soft drinks?
Mice cubes.
What's 150 feet long and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula.
What did mr and mrs chicken call thier baby?
Egg.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a steer?
A cock and bull story.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call an elephant in a telephone box?
Stuck.
He stole the show.
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Whar do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger.
What do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you had better listen!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
Lambo.
What do cats put in soft drinks?
Mice cubes.
What's 150 feet long and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula.
What did mr and mrs chicken call thier baby?
Egg.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a steer?
A cock and bull story.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call an elephant in a telephone box?
Stuck.
Wednesday 16 February 2011
Chat Room
Dear People ,
From today onwards we will chat here....
i would like to be your counsellor!!!~.~
Am i welcome???
Joking~Joking~
if i be your counsellor i be busy with my homework and my computer!! T.T i don want....
I WANT SOME TIME TO PLAY MY COMPUTER
From today onwards we will chat here....
i would like to be your counsellor!!!~.~
Am i welcome???
Joking~Joking~
if i be your counsellor i be busy with my homework and my computer!! T.T i don want....
I WANT SOME TIME TO PLAY MY COMPUTER
Dear People ,
Thank for you guys supporting...
my blog have 29 post now^^
it up by 5...
once post was me and alot others people playing labyrinth...
See the nice SS^^
my blog have 29 post now^^
it up by 5...
once post was me and alot others people playing labyrinth...
See the nice SS^^
Propane . The SNSD Crazy!!!
1st:Yoona
2nd:Yuri
3rd: Sunny
4th:Jessica
5th:Tiffany
6th: Taeyeon
7th Sooyoung
8th: Seohyun
9th: Hyoyeon
2nd:Yuri
3rd: Sunny
4th:Jessica
5th:Tiffany
6th: Taeyeon
7th Sooyoung
8th: Seohyun
9th: Hyoyeon
My Likes Of SNSD
1st: Yoona
2nd: Sunny
3rd: Yuri
4th:Jessica
5th:Tiffany
6th:Sooyoung
7th:Seohyun
8th:Taeyeon
9th:Hyoyeon
2nd: Sunny
3rd: Yuri
4th:Jessica
5th:Tiffany
6th:Sooyoung
7th:Seohyun
8th:Taeyeon
9th:Hyoyeon
About SNSD
Dear People .
if you like yuri or yoona or others...please do not say one of the member of snsd dog...
i been hearing people saying yoona dog...
As a fans of Yoona,i would not like to see that anymore and ever...
if you like yuri or yoona or others...please do not say one of the member of snsd dog...
i been hearing people saying yoona dog...
As a fans of Yoona,i would not like to see that anymore and ever...
Dear Propane .
I would like you to help me uploading some pictures...
i will send you via WINDOW LIVE MESSAGE...
Regards:
.:Oblivion:.
i will send you via WINDOW LIVE MESSAGE...
Regards:
.:Oblivion:.
Post
Dear people ,
i would like you all to know that my blog only have 23 post plus this there are only 24..
i would want you guys to help me by uploading some pictures!!
Regard:
.:Oblivion:.
i would like you all to know that my blog only have 23 post plus this there are only 24..
i would want you guys to help me by uploading some pictures!!
Regard:
.:Oblivion:.
Woot!!!
Dear people,
new challenging have just came out!!! which can play with 8people...it the labyrinth..haven try people^^
i would want get rank 1 soi...
new challenging have just came out!!! which can play with 8people...it the labyrinth..haven try people^^
i would want get rank 1 soi...
Co-operation..
Dear people ,
do not scold anyone in this blog...This blog are not for you all to bark here...
please co-operate...
do not scold anyone in this blog...This blog are not for you all to bark here...
please co-operate...
De Nafe
De Nafe are always funny..Once,he wanted to type hi to me but he type ho..from that time onwards we always say ho de nafe or ho oblivion....he was a friendly boy or man...
Welcome to .:Oblivion:. Blog!!!
Dear people,
Im .:Oblivion:. (getamped player) this blog is created by me...
i would like you not to spam the same things in this web^^
THANK YOU!!
you may upload some nice Screenshot here to share with friends!!~
after upload please give me your name ~.~
Im .:Oblivion:. (getamped player) this blog is created by me...
i would like you not to spam the same things in this web^^
THANK YOU!!
you may upload some nice Screenshot here to share with friends!!~
after upload please give me your name ~.~
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